BEST OF THE FILES
Approved stories, messages, replies and behaviour-led comedy.
CHRISTMAS 2026 · LIMITED DIGITAL PILOT
THE D!@K PIC DIARIES ANNUAL
Comic. Puzzle book. Ridiculous yearbook. Internet museum. The strongest approved launch-era chaos, built to be discovered twice.
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CENSUS RECEIPTS
Real DPD audience results—clearly labelled as community polling.
CITY FILES
Cardiff leads with local stories, street content and city satire.
WHERE’S WILLI?
A dense, original hidden-object experience starring the canonical crew.
WHAT ISN’T LOCKED YET
Price or free-vs-paid model, exact page count, availability dates, delivery method and the genuine scarcity mechanic remain founder decisions.
We will not invent those answers or run a fake countdown. The pilot’s job is to prove the format, not cosplay as a twelve-month institution on day one.