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Modern dating and digital behaviour, filed with the seriousness it absolutely does not deserve.
We were discussing the weather. Three messages later he issued an unsolicited trouser press release, as though the nation had been waiting beside its television.
His opening line was “you look expensive.” His follow-up was asking to borrow twenty quid until Tuesday. The pitch deck had collapsed by slide two.
I opened the message at Sunday lunch with full screen brightness. Nan simply put her glasses on and said, “Well. He’s optimistic.”
Received one? Sent one and developed self-awareness? Witnessed a friend open one beside their nan?
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