PUNCH AT THE BEHAVIOUR. PROTECT THE PERSON.
We do not need names, faces, usernames, phone numbers, exact addresses or identifiable private-person allegations to make the story funny.
THE BORING-BUT-VITAL BIT
SAFETY, PRIVACY & EDITORIAL RULES
The brand is loud. Private people are protected.
NOTHING AUTO-PUBLISHES
Submissions enter a private moderation queue. A rules-based text check helps flag obvious identifiers, but human editorial review and founder approval remain mandatory.
TEXT-FIRST LAUNCH
The current launch form accepts text stories only. We do not claim screenshot anonymisation, face detection, metadata stripping or automatic deletion because those features are not yet connected.
NO REVENGE. NO DOXXING. NO MINORS.
We reject targeted harassment, threats, contact details, unapproved intimate material, attempts to locate someone and any content involving under-18s.
YOUR RIGHTS
If you believe content identifies you or should be reviewed, use the removal route. Requests are stored privately for founder review.
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The site stores submission text, your chosen categories and consent record in a private editorial database. It does not require an account. Optional city data is used for editorial grouping. Device-local random identifiers support one current reaction or Census vote per device. Full UK legal terms, retention periods and the final production privacy policy require professional review before submission volume scales.